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KNIFED - MANAGEMENT PLATITUDES CS

HERE'S SEVEN ULTRA FAST TRACKS ABOUT WANTING TO KILL YOUR BOSS, COWORKERS AND GENERAL DISDAIN FOR MODERN HC

HP36

NOXO - DEMO CS

TOTAL MELTDOWN FREAK HC SHIT, HOUSED IN A RUST-ORANGE PRISON OF FERRO AND PLASTIC, NOXO PRESENT ROUGHLY 13 MINUTES OF SONIC DECLINE; LISTEN TO THE VOICES AND REACH FOR THE POLICEMAN'S HOLSTER

HP35

NOXO - LOBOTOMY CS

CASSETTE REPRESS OF THE LIMITED EDITION LATHE CUT FROM LATE 2024, SOLO OUTPUT FROM SHERIDAN FEATURING A SWATHE OF GUESTS FORMING A TRULY UNHINGED SONIC NIGHTMARE

HP34

GOULASH OF EMETIC WASTE / VAULT DEPROGRAMMER - CS

VAULT DEPROGRAMMER SLOP UP TWO INTENSE, SPASTIC SESSIONS OF ANTIPODEAN NOISECORE, WHILE GOULASH OF EMETIC WASTE BLEEDS EVEN FURTHER INTO THE GURGLING SEWAGE PITS THEY’VE BEEN DECOMPOSING IN; THIS SPLIT CS IS NOT FOR THE WEAK OR DISCERNING

HP32

HAIRY PALM VOL. 4: MISERY GUTS - V/A CS

AOTEAROA COMP TAPE FEATURING THE LIKES OF RADIUM, DISTANT FEAR, SPITEFUL URINATOR, DAHTM AND AS MANY OTHER NZ PSYCHOS AS I COULD CRAM PAST THE LEADER TAPE; NINE BANDS, NINE TRACKS SHOWCASING THE UNDERBELLY OF THIS WHALE CARCASS I’VE CALLED HOME FOR SO LONG

HP31

KNIFED - S/T 7"

10 TRACKS IN NEARLY 11 MINUTES OF VIOLENT MEDITATION ON THE ANXIETIES OF GEOGRAPHIC ISOLATION.

HP30 / WROM021

KNIFED - RAZORED RAW SESSION CS

THREE MORE TRACKS OF MISERY-GUTS GRINDCORE FROM THE BIG SMOKE, ANOTHER TASTELESS TEASER FOR THE UPCOMING 7”; THIS SHORT SESSION WAS SPAT INTO RR’S FOURTRACK WHENEVER WASTEFEST HAPPENED.

HP27

MANIC AGGRESSION – DEMO CS

A VICIOUS DISPLAY OF FRANTIC, PARANOID AND UNHINGED HARDCORE. RECORDED OVER A COUPLE OF LOCKDOWNS AND SHORT SOJOURN DOWN TO WELLINGTON, A COLLABORATION BETWEEN MYSELF (HP) AND RR (RAZORED RAW).

HP28

KNIFED - SAMPLER CS

THREE SONG SAMPLER TAPE FFO OF ALL THINGS MALIGNANT AND FAST, BLASTBEATS AND MISERY GUTS RIFFS.

HP26

FAILED FECAL MICROBIOTA TRANSPLANT – DEMO CS

A TRULY PUNGENT MESS OF BONGRIPS AND DECAYING HUMAN WASTE, CRUCIAL GORE FROM SOME AUSTRALIAN SICKOS WELL VERSED IN ROT.

HP25

ARSEHUFFER - DEMO CS

GRINDCORE PUNK SHIT RIGHT OUT THE BIG SMOKE, BLAST BEATS, DUAL VOX AND ROUGH AS GUTS RIFFS

HP16

PVNISHER - A PRIVATE HELL 7"

TWO PIECE BLACKENED PUNK FILTH PVNISHER MAKE THEIR FIRST FORRAY ONTO WAX, VOMITING UP SEVEN AND HALF MINUTES OF HARDCORE PUNK BM FILTH. A SPLIT RELEASE FROM RAZORED RAW, SIX NOISES AND HAIRY PALM TAPES.

HP15

HAIRY PALM VOL.3: PLASTIC RITES - V/A CS

AN OBSESSIVE ATTEMPT AT DOCUMENTING THE MUSICAL OUTPUT OF PUNKS UP AND DOWN THE COUNTRY WITH TRACKS FROM LATE 2018 TO EARLY 2019, THE THIRD INSTALLMENT IN A DISGUSTING TRILOGY. PACKED WITH ROUGHLY HALF AN HOUR OF THE MOST ABRASIVE PUNK AND NOISE ACTS I COULD WRANGLE TOGETHER FROM AOTEAROA'S FLOURISHING (ROTTING?) UNDERGROUND.

HP14

NOXO - LIZARD CS

IT'S KINDA LIKE HARDCORE BEING VOMITED THROUGH A SIEVE MADE OF GRISLY SEVENTIES HORROR FILMS WHILE BEING BLUDGEONED WITH A SYNTHESIZER. LYRICS LARGELY MADE UP ON THE SPOT AND CANNOT BE REMEMBERED.

HP13

STRESS GHETTO / TOTAL RUIN 5"

STRESS GHETTO KICK OUT SIX PUNISHING TRACKS OF ULTRA FAST HARDCORE IN LESS THAN THREE MINUTES, WHILE TOTAL RUIN SLOW US INTO AN EVEN DIRGE OF DIRTY BLACKENED PUNK NOISE.

HP12

DOGCOCK - DEMO CS

FEATURING MEMBERS OF ABORTED CHRISTIANS AND HIGH RISK MANEUVER, DOGCOCK OFFER UP TEN TRACKS OF FEROCIOUS SOUNDING EVIL GRINDCORE, WITH NIHILISTIC LYRICS, DISGUSTING RIFFS AND POUNDING BLASTBEATS. A MUST HAVE FOR THE INSATIABLY ANGRY AND PUNKS ALIKE.

HP11

DRAULICHT - DEMO CS

THOROUGHLY MISERABLE AND ABRASIVE SLUDGE, IN THE VEIN OF BANDS LIKE CORRUPTED AND NOOTHGRUSH. THIS BREATHES NEGATIVITY.

HP09

HAIRY PALM VOL. 2 - V/A CS

A CURRENT (2018) DOCUMENT OF NEW ZEALAND PUNK, HARDCORE, NOISE, SLUDGE AND INDUSTRIAL, LOVINGLY HAND-DUBBED IN A BEDROOM IN WEST AUCKLAND, WITH ARTWORK BY AHNAND UNKA (J-CARD), GRANT SHERIDAN (LABELS) AND JESS DEW (INSERTS)

HP08